Injury Tally    

DATE DESCRIPTION INJURY PAIN FACTOR (1 to 5)
 11/5/06 Subframe falls off jackstands onto my thigh Large bruise on thigh that lasts for weeks  
 3/6/07 Mutiple paper cuts from foil while installing Dynamat.  Note to self..."wear gloves when installing Dynamat." Mutiple cuts on both hands  
 4/10/07 "Over-use" of Liquid Wrench on a part starts a workbench fire and flares in my face.  Low on the pain meter, but high on the "dumb ass" meter. Singed hair, eyebrows, eye lashes, and gotee.  More ego damage than physical damage.
 4/20/07 Caught index finger on a broken plastic shard on the heater control lens while cleaning it.  Sliced index finger  
 4/21/07 Caught shoulder on door jam sheetmetal while installing dash.  4" scrape on shoulder  
 4/23/07 Caught index finger on dash support metal - index finger now looks like fork-stabbed grilled hot dog.  1/2" gash  
 6/12/07 Slashed left index finger on flywheel bolts while removing the flywheel.  1/2" gash  
 7/25/07  Annual checkup at the Dr.   She inquires about my wonderful assortment of bumps and bruises...which was followed by her administering a tetnus shot.   Shot to the left arm  
 8/20/07 Rapped right knee on the engine dolly.  Big bruise and a "dent" for days  
 8/22/07 Engine slipped while lifting it off the engine dolly.  Pinned right hand between the engine and the dolly.  Pretty high on the pain meter.  Multiple bruises in the palm of my hand...but no broken bones!  
 10/10/07 Grinding under the car with the cut-off air tool in a vunerable position (didn't have much of a choice).  A chunk of hot metal flew in my eye (yes I was wearing safety glasses) and multiple red hot pebbles of metal landing on my skull...reached for my hat on this one.  Eventually the metal piece came out (after rolling behind my eye to add to the pain).  Multiple tiny scalp burns.  
 12/9/07 Using DynaMat to hold down the battery cables without wearing gloves (again). Mutiple "paper cuts" on my index finger.  
 8/28/08  While carrying one of the old seats that I had set in place, I caught my leg on the side of my Kwik Lift and proceeded to launch the seat (and myself) across the garage  Nice size scrape on my left calf.  
 5/17/09  Did I mention that I hate short head flywheel bolts?  My socket slipped off the bolts 3x dragging my index finger knuckle across the teeth of the flywheel...3x.  My kncukle looks like hamburger.